The Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf page
comments from the OTHER Richmond Council Press Office

The celebrated former Iraqi Information Minister has informed us that, after a long break, he has now returned to the UK and wishes to help Richmond Council's Press Office in its hour of need. Whilst this offer is not entirely welcome he nevertheless feels he can demonstrate his expertise in purveying complete nonsense, cheerfully.

Question: Is it true that the Council leader is to be reported to the Standards Board for England over remarks made about gay and lesbian people?

MSS Answer: Of course not! Some of our best friends are hominoids and some of our councillors are hairdressers. This council loves all peoples no matter which side their bread is buttered. All the councillors are being made over to reflect this merry, this gay, this carefree life style. I see that even the Chief Executive is Graham Norton. Equal opportunities for all in our dear Richmond and no one is more equal than the community websites. I propose a wonderful new image to launch our enlightened councillors - truly a ground breaking miracle.

Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf also wishes to say that the opinions expressed on his page are entirely his own work and are nothing to do with the Real Richmond Council who don't even look at it and wouldn't like it anyway even if they did look at it - which they don't. Thank you.